10. Something is wrong. First guy you turn too?
used to be mr. 007. mans gave you the biggest reality checks, and i loved it because he pulled me away from stupid bullshit from stupid people.
June 2011
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9. When was the last time you really laughed?
gay question.. but almost every damn day i have really good laughs. love my friends <3
I wouldn't even be mad if my boyfriend did this.
I think I’d run to his house with a machete. But I plan on doing this to him one day LOL
8. Would you parents be mad if you were in a relationship?
not anymore. i are a grown up nao :D
7. Think back to the beginning of 2011. Are you still dating the same person?
No. simply put.
6. Do you smoke weed regularly?
no time for that shit. i dont need it to have a good time. occasionally doe.
When you come up short at the cash register and they tell you don't worry about it
MY NIGGA YO!
OMG GPOY
Turns any bad day around lol.
This gif is forever relevant.
5. Have you ever lost a close friend?
oh yeah. repeatedly.
4. Where did you meet your crush(es)?
ive stopped having crushes since.. elementary school. but ive met most of mine in schools and such hehes.
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3. Your relationship status?
escorted. #noslut
2. Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left?
no. i dont bother getting close with retards who believe in those lovey dovey tumblr shit. yall gon break up the next day, so why say it?
49 Day Honesty Challenge
1. Your ex texted you and wanted you back. Would you take him/her back?
nah. been there, done that, bought the tshirt. next please.
49 Day Honesty Challenge →
- Your ex texted you and wanted you back. Would you take him/her back?
Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left?
Your relationship status?
Where did you meet your crush(es)?
Have you ever lost a close friend?
Do you smoke weed regularly?
Think back to the beginning of 2011. Are you still dating the same person?
Would you parents be mad if you were in a relationship?
When was the last time you really laughed?
Something is wrong. First guy you turn too?
First girl you’d turn to?
Is there anyone who doesn’t like you because of something you did?
Angry at anyone?
What’s stopping you from going for the person you like?
When was the last time you cried really hard?
Is there anyone you would do anything for?
Who was the last person you talked to for more than 10 minutes on the phone?
What is your favorite song?
Do you like Red Bull?
How many people can you tell just about everything to?
Have you ever wished on a shooting star?
Does the last person you held hands with mean something to you?
Describe yourself in one word.
Do you have anything that belongs to your ex?
Can you honestly say you’ve had a sleepover with the opposite gender?
Do you rebound?
Ever cheated on someone?
What would you do if you found out the person you like was in a relationship?
Do you act differently around the person you like?
Honestly, what guy’s number do you have memorized?
Is it hard to make you laugh?
Who was the last person to make you mad?
Do you think your last ex will eventually want to be with you again?
Have you ever fallen asleep in someone’s arms?
Has anyone ever called you scrumptious before?
Would you like to put a night on repeat and live it forever?
Do you have a best friend that knows you inside and out?
Is your best friend a slut?
Is hard drugs a turn off?
Are you happy with life right now?
Are you still in love with your ex?
Are you still in love with your ex?
Have you ever been the “other person” in a relationship?
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Is there anybody you’re really disappointed in?
Where is your best friend?
Something you’re happy about?
How is your heart lately?
When somebody sexy walks past you:
then i realize it was my reflection in the store mirror
STORY OF MY LIFE.
Now that I'm ready, you're gone.
I hate disrespectful females and guys. If you see somebody is TAKEN, be respectful of that persons relationship. In other words, BACK THE FUCK UP. Thats not cute. Thats rude as fuck.
Karma hit me on this one. Lesson learned, never again. (the bitch was beggin doe)
LIKE A FUCKING BOSS. →
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that’s not a problem.
